December is an underrated time of year for bikini pictures because that’s when a lot of rich people go on hedonistic vacations. Like Stephanie Seymour, who is in St. Barts (as she was last year). Seeing models in bikinis is becoming one of the better Christmas traditions, unless you’re real religious, in which case it probably ranks pretty low.
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Back in July, Lancome had to pull some of their ads because their liberal use of photoshop crossed the line from “enhancement” to “fuck you”. But it sorta made sense because it was an ad with Julia Roberts, who looks like an old glove.
Now CoverGirl has to pull one of their ads too (pictured above), an ad featuring 22-year-old Taylor Swift. Business Insider says…
Procter & Gamble has agreed to never again run an ad for its CoverGirl mascara because it used “enhanced post-production” and “photoshopping” to make eyelashes look thicker than they were in real life. P&G agreed to the ban even though it disclosed in the ad that the image was enhanced.
The move is the latest in a series of baby steps that U.S. and international advertising regulators have taken to ban the use of Photoshop in advertising when it is misleading to consumers.
How are ads that blatantly lie allowed at all. Even a little. Is Porsche allowed to say, “you won’t believe the pussy you’ll get.” Because it’s been six months and so far nothin. Can I sue them or what?
We still have 3 days to wait for the trailer to ‘Prometheus‘, the sorta ‘Alien’ prequel from director Ridley Scott, but today the trailer for ‘Wrath of the Titans‘ showed up. That of course is the sequel to ‘Clash of the Titans’, and it returns to Greece (which has a secret rocky desert that only Hollywood knows about) so Sam Worthington can yell at scary CGI monsters before stabbing them.
And if you didn’t see it, the trailer for the Dark Knight Rises was finally released yesterday too. Now the only questions are if they’ll ever put the 7 minute prologue online, and does the touchdown by Hines Ward still count. Hopefully not, or else Jerry Jones might try that.
Gerard Butler almost drowned yesterday after being held under water and washed over rocks by a series of big waves while filming a movie about surfing. He had to be rescued and was taken by ambulance to Stanford Medical Center for an exam but seems to be ok now. So it sounds like it was a freak accident, one of those things that no one could have predicted.
Oh wait never mind…
(The accident took place at) at Mavericks, a famed Northern California surf break known for treacherous, stories-high waves.
Butler had not surfed much before the movie but had made an effort to improve his surfing and water skills for the film.
Maverick’s cold water and giant waves have made it a Mt. Everest-like conquest for some surfers.
In 1994, Mark Foo, a seasoned big-wave surfer from Hawaii, died while surfing Mavericks.
Ten-time surfing world champion Kelly Slater has also talked about how dangerous the wave is after getting held down after a wipeout there in 2000.
So the guy couldn’t surf and he was at a break where professional surfers literally die. Awesome. Who’s producing this movie, Jennifer Aniston? Next week he’s supposed to take his very first MMA class. The plan is to lock him in a cage with a bear who just got tazed in the balls, then kill the bears cub and throw it at Butlers feet.
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Pam Anderson is in Hawaii with her grabby new boyfriend Jon Rose, and just in case the phrase “Pam Anderson in a bikini” still conjures up good memories, you need to know that the banner picture was selectively chosen so as not to startle anyone. And that she’s 44 now, with two kids, and she’s spent the last 20 years laying in the sun all day then getting drunk and injected with STD’s all night. Then not washing the cum out of her hair. So lower your expectations. A lot. Keep lowering. A little more. Little more. Keep going. Lower. Little lower. Almost there. Getting warmer. In the home stretch now. Annddd… a little lower. A hint more. Ok that should do it. Go.
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The last time MTV was popular was back when they had shows like ‘Beavis and Butthead’ and ‘Punk’d’. And since they’ve already brought back ‘Beavis and Buthead’, try and guess what some executive is getting paid millions to do now.
Entertainment Weekly says…
After months of rumors, MTV is officially ordering a new version of ‘Punk’d’. Jason Goldberg and Ashton Kutcher are back on board as executive producers (but) the show’s host is a different question.
MTV plans to announce the show’s host/hosts during its New Years Eve telecast next week.
Access Hollywood reported months ago that a new show was in the works, using different celebrity hosts for each episode — and noting in the premiere that Justin Bieber is the man in the van.
Well it seems like they’re off to a fantastic start. You can never have too much Justin Bieber I say, but I’d rather they bring back the old Jessica Simpson. The one who was in Maxim and Blender and Esquire, and who played Daisy Duke. She was amazing. Even this girl in a bikini with huge boobs got famous for a while because people thought it was Jessica.
Remember the blue see-thru dress Jessica wore? With no bra. Or this slutty orange dress. Or when she was drunk in this mesh top. Or when she was a brunette. I spent more time with these pictures than I did with some of the girls I was dating during those 5 years, though in part because the pictures weren’t imaginary.
Amber Heards girlfriend is a respected photographer named Tasya van Ree, and blah blah blah blah topless pictures of Amber. Though it’s hard to tell how many.
Most of the ones here should be of Amber, but Tasyas website has a bunch more that might be, with fancy pictures of naked girls all over the place. There’s naked girls getting on the floor, naked girls in some role play and fetish and asphyxiation thing, and naked girls who look like they’re about to start scissoring now that they’re alone. Today finally confirms everything Penthouse taught me about lesbians when I was 12.
(source = tasya van ree, and these pictures are all SFW because they’re in black and white which makes them artistic tits as opposed to pornographic tits)
If Jane Austin had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn’t end by saying, “…love and happiness for you you all.” There would be one “you” and a comma after “love”. But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.
The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit.
Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austin, and if any historian says otherwise it’s only because they’re a homosexual.
After a tough day on the set, how does Scarlett Johansson relax? With Laramie Extra-Tar cigarettes. “Ahh, that sweet Carolina smoke,” Scarlett probably said. “These Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to play, I don’t know… is it a Russian prostitute? Because I look like a Russian prostitute.”
(image source of scarlett yesterday in glasgow on the set of ‘under the skin’ = pacific coast)
As expected, Britney Spears got engaged to her ex-manager Jason Trawick this weekend in Las Vegas, during his 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood. Also as expected, her ring was relatively simple, at least by Hollywood standards. Some spoiled cunt like Jennifer Lopez would demand 10 of those rings. As if it’s some treat to marry that mean bitch. Marc Anthony could start dating Casey Anthony and she’d only be the second worst person he’d ever been with.
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So, was Aida Yespica on Miami beach again yesterday, in a bikini, like she has been for like the past 2 weeks? Of course she was. Where else would she be. It’s not like models actually do anything. That’s why I got out of swimwear modeling, it was just too boring.
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If you were wondering if Whoopi Goldberg be any less appealing or attractive, here’s your answer (spoiler alert: it’s “yes”)
