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Wed December 21, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(News.com.au) Interesting The pros and cons of flying nude. Problem #1: the flaps  (news.com.au) (14)
(The New York Times) Interesting "This American Life" helps take down a Georgia drug court Judge  (nytimes.com) (58)
(The Local (Germany)) Obvious "Boob job vouchers 'not a good gift idea'"  (thelocal.de) (30)
(CBS 4 Denver) Obvious Colorado ski resort waiting for snow so they can open for the season. Well, duh  (denver.cbslocal.com) (21)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Woman who called police to report a home invasion and then said she must have hallucinated it was arrested after police found the source of her hallucinations: heroin  (chicagotribune.com) (31)
(WXYZ Detroit) Cool Man who lost his wallet containing $5,600 in cash has it returned less than 24 hours after it went missing  (wxyz.com) (48)
(SFGate) Sad Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables. "That's some good shiat right there"  (blog.sfgate.com) (73)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Examiner) Asinine Is Christianity now the new radical Islam?  (examiner.com) (303)
(Some Guy) Obvious Common man wins Lamborghini, a few hours later an embankment knocks him back into the 99%  (autoblog.com) (128)
(Toronto Sun) Hero US: 'We can't socialize healthcare, it'll kill innovation' Canada: 'Oh yeah? Where's your HIV vaccine, eh?' Hero tag needs a maple leaf  (torontosun.com) (251)
(NBC Sports) Cool Pa state supreme court rules that you can trade sex for things as long as you don't do it as a business  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (80)
(News.com.au) Sick Woman found dancing naked around rotting corpse isn't a criminal, she's just a bit off. And by "off", we mean nutty as a fruit cake  (news.com.au) (47)
(Some Guy?) Photoshop Photoshop this reticent reward recipient  (upload.wikimedia.org) (25)
(Gizmodo) Cool Earth has a second moon, say astronomers. That's no moon, says Han Solo  (gizmodo.com) (147)
(Washington Post) Ironic Much ado about Much Ado About Nothing about nothing  (washingtonpost.com) (69)
(Yahoo) Sappy Boy: I'm concerned that the chimney on our new house is too small for Santa. Builders: Too small you say? Well we will redesign it and test the new design with a Santa Claus impersonator just for you  (news.yahoo.com) (74)
(NJ.com) Unlikely "Leftover asphalt" driveway paving scammers fined $17 million, will no doubt pay in a timely fashion  (nj.com) (96)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment tab headlines  (fark.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Proving it's actually possible to have an IQ below zero, school officials discipline a student for taking bites from a pizza slice until it was shaped like a gun  (wkrn.com) (252)
(Slate) Amusing One woman's quest to obtain the hairstyle of Callista Gingrich  (slate.com) (87)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Income inequality in the United States is worse than in ancient Rome, and that's including the slaves. Wait until my friend Biggus Dickus hears about this  (huffingtonpost.com) (408)
(Foreign Policy) Fail 2011's worst predictions: Qaddafi says rebels will lose, Karl Rove says Palin will run, Conde Naste calls Libya a tourist hot spot, preacher claims the world will end, and...Thomas Edison says taxis will be made of solid gold?  (foreignpolicy.com) (28)
(Independent) Unlikely Scientists claim to have discovered the secret of the Turin Shroud. Their conclusion? They're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens  (independent.co.uk) (206)
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Toys for Tots struggling this year due to embezzlement  (chicagotribune.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop an unlikely man in a typical girlie pin-up pose OR Photoshop an unlikely woman in a typical hunky pin-up pose. LGTI  (petapixel.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Obvious ACLU stops Automatic Licence Plate system that scans and records every licence plate it sees into a database. Just kidding, police have already started using them. Bonus: Automatic search of existing databases regardless of innocence  (ktbs.com) (176)
(WTAE Pittsburgh) Sappy Kid: Santa, I want my mom home from Iraq for Christmas. Mall Santa: Well, look who I happen to have in my sleigh  (wtae.com) (90)
(UPI) Strange F104 Starfighter stolen from Dutch museum. Officials suspect thieves may have been after the rudder  (upi.com) (102)
(WISHTV) Stupid Bank robber: Give me all your money or I'll hot glue you into a Christmas ornament  (wishtv.com) (17)
(Houston Chronicle) Stupid Remember the good samaritans that paid off the layaway balances at K-Mart? A woman tries to do the same at Wal-Mart and is intially told no by store manager because it would violate their privacy policy  (blog.chron.com) (90)
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting You know that billboard with the picture of George W. Bush that says "Miss me yet?" Well, the Syrian protesters have an answer  (weeklystandard.com) (224)
(Live Science) Interesting Scholars discover where Drew's ancestors once lived  (livescience.com) (10)
(Click Orlando) Dumbass Fark-ready headline: "Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies"  (clickorlando.com) (78)
(Gizmodo) Hero YouHaveDownloaded.com outs its first major offender: The RIAA  (gizmodo.com) (137)
(Yahoo) Obvious Now it is 1984 / Knock-knock at your front door / It's the suede-denim secret police / They have come to Indonesia  (news.yahoo.com) (28)
(Huffington Post) Sick Walmart, subcontractors, and temp agencies welcome you to the wonderful new labor opportunies of the 19th century  (huffingtonpost.com) (362)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Sports tab headlines  (fark.com) (64)
(My Fox NY) Asinine NYC man gets a ticket for putting his garbage cans at the curb 30 minutes early. Thanks zero tolerance Sanitation Department for the $100 ticket  (myfoxny.com) (121)
(Some Guy) Strange Apparently this year's War on Christmas will be of the "civil" variety as MI homeowners recieve an anonymous letter denouncing their Christmas light displays for perpetuating a pagan tradition  (northwestohio.com) (188)
(News-Leader) Weird Fancy deer invade Ozarks courthouse for some caroling and piano time  (news-leader.com) (17)
(Denver Channel) Fail Occupy Denver protesters set their own tents and structures on fire as they get kicked out of park  (thedenverchannel.com) (196)
(People Daily) Dumbass Before you feel up one of the lovely airline stewardesses Singapore is known for, you may want to recall that Singapore is also known for "caning"  (english.peopledaily.com.cn) (51)
(NBC Sports) Dumbass Newest contender for dumbest Stanley Cup rioter emerges. "Unlike many others that night, [he] allegedly had his surname emblazoned across his back on a hockey jersey"  (prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com) (35)
(BBC) Interesting Japan decides to upgrade F-4 fleet to F-35's, citing the concerns over China, North Korea, Mothra  (bbc.co.uk) (118)
(Short List) Fail "Mmmphgh Abiryrt Mphdgjkdhd" said Bane. "Fark" said Warners  (shortlist.com) (314)
(Hindustan Times) Weird If your game show involves the two hosts cooking and eating each other's flesh, maybe it's time to reconsider the concept of the show  (hindustantimes.com) (31)
(WLSAM) Amusing Mugshots and descriptions of the top Teacher-Student sex scandals for your amusement. Yes, subby knows it is a slideshow, but it is 36 slides long  (wlsam.com) (97)
(BBC) Strange Uploader of pirate copy of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" sentenced to one year in federal prison. Hasn't he been punished enough?  (bbc.co.uk) (172)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Actual headline: "Can loving a robot lead to divorce?"  (huffingtonpost.com) (82)
(wptv.com) Florida Florida wants your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Check that. What we really want are nude Europeans  (wptv.com) (42)
(Huffington Post) Asinine University of Texas College Republicans President tweets: "My president is black. He snorts a lot of crack." Is our children learning, indeed  (huffingtonpost.com) (281)
(German Herald) Interesting New laboratory is growing human skin from foreskins collected from infants. It's safe, completely natural and the only side effect is that when burn victims see pretty women, they stand up straighter  (germanherald.com) (117)
(Reuters) Sad If you 'had "wouldn't even wait for the door to hit US troops in the ass on the way out" in the "How long until the Iraqi government starts collapsing?" pool, come collect your prize  (reuters.com) (192)
(The Morning Call) Fail Some of the best news article mistakes of the year. Among them: "Drunk and expecting child, man burglarized property"  (mcall.com) (7)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass Man steals mannequin from Sears. NOTHING'S GONNA STOP HIM NOW... except for the cops  (mcall.com) (35)
(wpbf.com) Florida Every item in a Florida Macys was marked down to $5 thanks to two now former employees  (wpbf.com) (56)
(Gizmodo) Dumbass Dear residents of Kansas: two of the letters in UFO stand for "unidentified" and "flying"  (gizmodo.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Ah, the old "my cousin is concerned about the size of his penis, let me see your penis" trick  (malvern.patch.com) (32)
(YouTube) Amusing Our favorite Taiwanese animators take on Kim Jong-il's death. Come for Dear Leader's descent into hell, stay for Kim Jong Un's rocket penis  (youtube.com) (51)
(Business News Daily) Dumbass Delicious for Chanukah: Boneless spiral ham. $8.99/lb  (businessnewsdaily.com) (106)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Button-down high school with a reputation as being too serious decides to cut loose and not be lame, succeeds in a bunch of normal high school pranks that make it look like it's trying too hard. Lame  (ajc.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these eggstatic folk dancers  (i.imgur.com) (26)
(MSNBC) Amusing Pen is retrieved from 76 year-old woman's stomach 25 years after she swallowed it. FARK: It still writes. Pen is mightier  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (51)
(Buzzfeed) Scary Forty things that will make you feel old. GET OFF MY LAWN  (buzzfeed.com) (280)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Woman given 12 hours to live when she was born celebrates her 105th birthday  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)
(SeattlePI) Sad Courtney Stodden's new Christmas photos are so tasteless they made Anderson Cooper throw up a little in his mouth  (blog.seattlepi.com) (228)
(Yahoo) Amusing This kid has already saved more for retirement than you earned by the time you turned 14  (finance.yahoo.com) (119)
(Daily Mail) Weird Woman melts crayons, finds Jesus (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)
(The Consumerist) Followup Burger King's new fries are better than their old ones, but "still not as good as Wendy's fries." Um...Wendy's fries suck. Now, Culver's and Five Guys, they've got great fries. And burgers  (consumerist.com) (207)
(Arizona Star) Scary Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Penis  (azstarnet.com) (47)
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Louisiana Walmart introduces handicap scooter bumper car competition to spice up the early-morning hours at the store  (thesmokinggun.com) (29)
(The Sun) Stupid Vince the Dwarf is the world's smallest firefighter at just 4ft 2in tall. With Vince the Dwarf working his hose pic  (thesun.co.uk) (57)
(Some Guy) Caption What is Jon Bon Jovi really trying to tell us from the grave?  (a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net) (56)
(Daily Mail) Cool Engine by Ferrari, Handlebars by BMW: The world's most expensive quad bike goes on sale  (dailymail.co.uk) (73)
(LA Times) Cool Chimpanzees are now feeling the crunch of changing times too, losing their medical research jobs to computers and new technology  (latimes.com) (34)
(CBS News) Scary There is a 1 in 3 chance that your special little snowflake will become a criminal  (cbsnews.com) (97)
(MSNBC) Strange Man drove dead wife home to Canada from Oregon, says it was the most peaceful and relaxed 225 miles he's ever driven with her in the car  (msnbc.msn.com) (53)

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