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POTION CHALLENGE T-SHIRT$10.00
Take the potion challenge! Even though mages prefer the taste of mana and nothing tickles a warriors taste buds more than a hearty health potion, that doesn't mean you should overlook the simple pleasures of the MMO lifestyle: flavor. Sometimes you need to sit back, kick your feet up, and enjoy the taste. Not every moment has to involve the slaughter of a ferocious dragon or turn your enemies and peers into helpless sheep.

Take the potion challenge! Even though mages prefer the taste of mana and nothing tickles a warriors taste buds more than a hearty health potion, that doesn't mean you should overlook the simple pleasures of the MMO lifestyle: flavor. Sometimes you need to sit back, kick your feet up, and enjoy the taste. Not every moment has to involve the slaughter of a ferocious dragon or turn your enemies and peers into helpless sheep.

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DON'T GIVE A SHIT T-SHIRT$10.00
Team Jacob? Team Edward? Why take sides when you can stand above the competition as a member of team "I don't give a shit". Warning, this t-shirt does not protect against vampire bites or obsessed fanatics, or vampire bites from obsessed fanatics. Wear at your own risk.

Team Jacob? Team Edward? Why take sides when you can stand above the competition as a member of team "I don't give a shit". Warning, this t-shirt does not protect against vampire bites or obsessed fanatics, or vampire bites from obsessed fanatics. Wear at your own risk.

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ZOMBIE PWNAGE HOODY$25.00
This hoody was created in the event you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. At Splitreason.com, we care about our customers, so it's important to us that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong.

This hoody was created in the event you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. At Splitreason.com, we care about our customers, so it's important to us that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong.

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WWJDFTW T-SHIRT$10.00
Scholars, philosophers, teachers, and laymen alike have been asking and pondering this question since at least 1982: What would Jesus do for the win? Would he snap his fingers and turn your controller into a loaf of bread rendering you defenseless while he's tea-bagging your rotting corpse? Perhaps he'd simply teleport into your base and promptly start shouting: 'In ur base, performing miracles!'

Scholars, philosophers, teachers, and laymen alike have been asking and pondering this question since at least 1982: What would Jesus do for the win? Would he snap his fingers and turn your controller into a loaf of bread rendering you defenseless while he's tea-bagging your rotting corpse? Perhaps he'd simply teleport into your base and promptly start shouting: 'In ur base, performing miracles!'

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BEAT-DOWN T-SHIRT$5.00
There is a very fine line between getting beat-down and beating the other dude down. Press the B button too early and you'll hopelessly lunge forward, defenseless, if only for a second. Press it too early and the last sound you hear is you splattering on the ground. Beat-downs rule, and so will you with this shirt.

There is a very fine line between getting beat-down and beating the other dude down. Press the B button too early and you'll hopelessly lunge forward, defenseless, if only for a second. Press it too early and the last sound you hear is you splattering on the ground. Beat-downs rule, and so will you with this shirt.

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1337 T-SHIRT$10.00
A new twist on our favorite 4 numbered word. Make a bold statement with this incredible shirt. In fact, it's so incredible, the moment you put it on, you're level of 1337ness will become unsurpassable, making you the greatest being to ever come into existance. We're not kidding, this shirt has special powers.

A new twist on our favorite 4 numbered word. Make a bold statement with this incredible shirt. In fact, it's so incredible, the moment you put it on, you're level of 1337ness will become unsurpassable, making you the greatest being to ever come into existance. We're not kidding, this shirt has special powers.


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