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Fri October 28, 2011
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(UPI) Dumbass [Main] Gym teacher fakes bomb threat to get out of work, has to do 500 push-ups  (upi.com) (1)


Thu October 27, 2011
(FOX6Now) Dumbass [Main] When trafficking underage girls over state lines you may want to do it in something a little less obvious then a gold painted van that says "Ho Hauler" on it  (fox6now.com) (27)
(Wired) Dumbass [Entertainment] Farking loosely-organized hybrid gangs, how do they work?  (wired.com) (23)
(Boing Boing) Dumbass [Main] Pro-tip: When mayor of Toronto, for faster 911 response utter these secret words: "You biatches. Don't you farking know? I'm Rob farking Ford, the mayor of this city"  (boingboing.net) (79)
(NJ.com) Dumbass [Main] Pilferer pinched for pot possession post pumpkin pitching  (nj.com) (29)
(WBALTV) Dumbass [Main] Student goes to principal to express he's been having suicidal thoughts. Principal has student's belongings searched, finds gun. Police arrest student. Problem solved  (wbaltv.com) (75)
(Bangor Daily News) Dumbass [Main] Man repeatedly calls 911 from down the street from his house, claiming to be lost and demanding a ride. Cops are happy to oblige  (bangordailynews.com) (11)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass [Main] Good: Booze. Bad: Pub brawl. Good: Ambulance. Bad: Nicotine withdrawal. Good: Stop for a smoke break. Bad: Stagger drunkenly into traffic  (dailymail.co.uk) (19)
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass [Main] Protip: When writing a book about the 'cheapest places to retire' you should really visit those first instead of using GIS. Who knew South Houston did not have "a ski lift gondola soaring above a snowy pine-studded landscape"  (chron.com) (146)
(Some Guy) Dumbass [Main] Penis pump judge loses penison. I mean, pension  (newser.com) (45)
(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass [Main] Unless emergency procedures have changed, complimentary vaginal exams are usually not part of the ambulance ride to the hospital  (stuff.co.nz) (37)
(Network World) Dumbass [Geek] Nokia's newest phone named after world's oldest profession  (networkworld.com) (20)
(Short List) Dumbass [Politics] John McCain tells a moderately funny joke (27 times in the last five years)  (shortlist.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Dumbass [Main] If you're going to display a pro-atheist billboard with a quote from Thomas Jefferson, first make sure Jefferson actually said the quote. "I should have done the research before I put my billboard up"  (ocregister.com) (281)


Wed October 26, 2011
(The Cambridge Chronicle) Dumbass [Main] From the state that brought you "911: lost in a corn maze" comes the terrifying sequel: "911: lost in an apple orchard"  (wickedlocal.com) (81)
(CBC) Dumbass [Main] Woman demanding rules for online classified ads after her mother's $400 purse (overflowing with money, jewelry and passport) stolen from unlocked home and posted online for $50  (cbc.ca) (59)
(Marketwatch) Dumbass [Business] Don't expect Mario to save the euro. His currency is in another castle  (marketwatch.com) (12)
(ESPN) Dumbass [Sports] Since the Colts are so awful without Peyton Manning, shouldn't he be considered for MVP?  (espn.go.com) (143)
(Some Guy) Dumbass [Main] After robbing the pizza delivery man of his wallet and eating the pizzas, be sure not to leave the box in your car  (610wiod.com) (36)
(CBC) Dumbass [Main] Store sends autistic girl a $25 gift certificate to apologize for asking her to leave because of her service dog. Guess what happened when she went back to use it  (cbc.ca) (213)
(Yahoo) Dumbass [Main] Former Nazi death camp guard wants to go to hell. Or Ohio. Same difference  (news.yahoo.com) (121)
(Some Guy) Dumbass [Main] OWS protestors fighting to end corporate greed, tax cuts for the rich, the right of 11-year-olds to get drunk, corporate welfare, tax...wait what?  (nbcmontana.com) (60)
(AP) Dumbass [Main] Pope Benedict XVI has invited Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims to a pilgrimage at the Umbrian hilltop town of Assisi, but refuses to take part in common prayers since nobody else speaks vampire  (hosted.ap.org) (47)
(LA Times) Dumbass [Main] Man gets stuck in a tree. No I mean INSIDE the a tree. "Why he's in a tree, I have no idea"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (62)

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