Tom Cruise said while doing press for Valkyrie that he’d “love it, love it” if Suri became an actress. Hm. You know most parents in show business always mutter some variation of “God, no!” when asked that question. Who would want to watch their little lamb go to slaughter in the viscous Hollywood, chew-em-up and-spit-em-out machine? Zulu-loving Tom is of a different breed. Apparently.  

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He told Usmagazine.com:

Pete Wentz got all kinds of graphic on The Howard Stern show and waxed poetic about his amazing sex life with Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee just popped one out, so Pete’s giving her a break. Of sorts. He added sleazily that they do “other fun stuff” leaving it up to the listener’s grossed out imagination to fathom what that might be. Don’t do it!

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He told Howard Stern via USWeekly:

We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now. 

Katy Perry is engaged. Katy’s boyfriend of three years, Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCloy, popped the question while the two were in Paris recently. Awww. Travis gave Katy a yellow diamond “promise ring” over the summer. What’s up with promise rings? I mean, who are they? The Jonas Brothers?

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While the engagement is cute as puppies, probably the most saccharine part of this story is how Travis popped the question—by kissing Katy with the ring in his mouth, says The Daily News. Ick. We’re all lucky she didn’t choke, or this post would’ve had a different headline entirely.

Sources say, Kevin Federline is partying heavily with a gaggle of hookers and pile of drugs. Kevin’s self-made image of the clean-cut family man on magazine covers, is (shocker of all shockers) completely fabricated. I know, I know. In other news, the sun will set tonight and rise tomorrow.

Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer arm wrestled on the Today show yesterday. It was the first time Tom had been back on the show with Matt since his glib argument with Matt over Brooke Shields and her medicines.  Even though they arm wrestled, the two kissed and made up.

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Tom and Matt actually had a good interview.  The arm wrestling was just a promo shot.  Tom talked about Suri Cruise his movie Valkyrie, Suri and some other stuff. Did he even mention Katie Holmes?

Via ET Online he says in the interview:

Here is Dasha Astafieva who is Hugh Hefner’s third girlfriend. The European beauty was picked by Holly Madison to be on the cover of the January 2009 Playboy.  Ouch!  That’s gotta hurt!  And what do you think of Dasha?

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Dasha was on Hugh Hefner’s arm all night at the 55th Anniversary of Playboy.  And she was looking rather…well, since we could see all of her she was looking rather naked.  Hugh picked a real classy one here.  The Shannon twins sort of just faded away in the background and Dasha took the stage when she bared her buns and removed her underwear.  Yeah, that classy.

Michelle Williams will not accept any awards on behalf of Heath Ledger. Not because Michelle doesn’t think he will win, but because no one has even talked to her about it!  Instead, there are several people who may accept a Golden Globe on his behalf.

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Michelle was with Heath Ledger and they have a child together, but she has moved on.  That doesn’t mean she has forgotten Heath, but she’s moved on and letting his family deal with any potential awards he might win for his role as Joker in The Dark Knight movie this season.

Tim McGraw is NOT running for the governor of Tennessee in the 2010 race. All of you disappointed country music fans will have to wait several more years for it to happen.  If ever.  Why?

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Tim and wife Faith Hill are both interested in politics and have been active in helping their state.  They’ve also been vocal about criticizing efforts to rebuild failed in hurricane Katrina.  So what do you do then - you run for public office!

Kim Kardashian looks amazing at Spike TV’s Video Game Awards last night! WTF happened to Kim, she looks almost like a goddess. OKay perhaps a bit exaggerated but Kardashian is looking hotter than ever, isn’t she?  Kim was there with her good pal, Brittny Gastineau where Kim presented the new video game Dante’s Inferno.

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Doesn’t she look amazing? By the way, Kim loves video games.

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Rihanna Discovered The Push-Up (Or The Implants?) - F
Pamela Anderson Reminds Us That She Owns A Vagina - CNW
Dita Von Teeses The Late Great Bettie Page - MS

Wifey Or Trifey: Rosario Dawson - C
Kennedy Center Honors Photos - DD
Your Secret Fetish - AM
Danielle Lloyd Eats Cake - TSW
Simon Cowell Kisses Beyoncé’s ‘Not Sexy’ Ass - SL
Jennifer Aniston’s GQ Photo Shoot - TS
Hooray! Bravo Renews Atlanta Housewives – LAM

Brody Jenner talked about his upcoming MTV show ‘Bromance’ and spilled the juice about grown men crying and the rather homoerotic bathtub bonding that took place. Hm. Brody sort of turned into a poolside psychologist of sorts as he was faced with the group of sensitive men who wanted to become his new best friend.

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He told E!’s Marc Malkin: